Obammer's* state dinner vs. mine
I duly noted President Obammer's* first state dinner, held a few days ago. Contrast that with what my first two state dinners would have been like, had I been elected President.
The most important difference: Mine would not have been state dinners, but rather Anti-State Dinners. And they would have been billed as such, since I believe state sovereignty (read: special interests) to be mankind's greatest threat.
So, what is an Anti-State dinner? Its defining feature would be a total lack of the rich & famous and/or well-connected. No government officials would be invited. In fact, I would be the only government official present. Everybody else would simply be common, ordinary citizens selected at random.
My first such dinner would be in the United States; my second, in Africa. At my first dinner, there wouldn't be any food served or even allowed - this would have been a mini-fast. And I would have urged my fellow Americans - those not in attendance - to also fast by skipping one meal. And donating the cost of that meal to a local food pantry.
At my second dinner - in Africa - the menu would be recommended by those invited to attend. I would ask all of the nations of Africa: "Which among you would grant permission to stage this party?" And I would choose the poorest among those responding. At first, I thought of asking each African state to send 10 of its randomly-chosen average citizens. But I thought of a refinement: I would ask that 10 members of each of Africa's tribes/ethnic groups be invited as guests. Since my theme is "open borders, open world, anti-state," what better way to celebrate that idea than by aiming at the groups that really matter: the tribes and the various collections of ethnicities.
At both of these anti-state dinners, I wouldn't speechify - I would listen. Open mics for all who would care to speak. And I wouldn't care if a speaker launched into anti-American rhetoric. I would be there to listen and process - not to pre-judge.
As for Obammer's* shindig
The Indian Angle
India was honored - which is fitting, since India could use some major league reassurance right about now. If you pick up a world globe and rotate it until India is in the dead center of your view, you'll see why. India is surrounded by hostile forces and would stand to lose the most if an Islamic Union, similar to the European Union, ever came into existence. Muslims in Africa would be far more likely to find common ground with (and trade with) fellow Muslims in Iran, Iraq, and Pakistan than with non-Muslims in India.
In addition, the US, in its long-term strategic planning, sees India as a vulnerable outpost in this part of the world which is becoming increasingly hostile to the West.
These two headlines (just two days apart) from Thaindian News ( http://www.thaindian.com/ ) underscore the nature of the larger struggle:
Oct. 26, 2009: US would welcome ‘professional' Indian Army in Iraq and Afghanistan [I have no idea why the word professional was placed in quotation marks.]
Oct. 28, 2009: India rules out deploying troops in Afghanistan, Iraq
India won't commit troops to our Anti-Jihad simply because India knows what's good for itself. The US, on the other hand, doesn't really need India's military assistance. We have a longer-range goal in mind: One of these days, the untested Indian military will be tested in combat - with Chinese forces or versus forces from an Islamic Union. And the US fears that Indian forces won't be combat ready when the actual bullets and bombs start flying. Only so much can be gained by joining with US forces in war game maneuvers.
There is no substitute for combat experience.
That's why the US wants the Indian army fighting militants in Muslim countries.
And for another reason: If India committed armed forces, that would be seen as standing firmly on the side of Washington DC in this area of the world. But...that's exactly why India doesn't want to get involved militarily.
About that (mostly) vegetarian menu
At first, I thought the entire menu was going to be vegetarian. If so, Saturday Night Live missed a golden opportunity. They could have parodied Larry the Cable Guy backing his pickup truck near one of the dinner tent's side exits. He'd be hosting a tailgate party, offering cans of beer and meat to Obammer's* guests dressed in their finery. And of course among them, incognito, would be our President wolfing down a hotdog so he could hurry back to his guests.
But, no, in reality meat was served: prawns and scallops.
I immediately thought: If meat was going to be served at all, why put forbidden, unclean, unkosher food like prawns and scallops on the menu? I believe there's a reason for everything - especially at events of grand significance like this. Prawns and scallops "found" their way on the menu as either a test or a joke. As a test: To see who would actually eat the disgusting things. As a joke: In the form of a put-down of non-Jews in attendance who simply couldn't, for one evening, suffer with veggie fare.
Such matters as prawns and scallops might seem rather trivial. But there are indeed times when such lowly things can tell us a great deal - if we have ears to listen and eyes to see.
And not too far up the evolutionary ladder are those two supposed gate crashers. Everybody is oohing and ahhing: Tut! Tut! Lax security! Obammer* could have been assassinated! Yeah, right! People. Get over it. Those two got in simply because they were supposed to. End of story. Don't even give it another moment's thought, except to ask yourself: Why?
Obammer* to dedicate a statue to Dubya
Nobody talks much about Iraq any more. Certainly not in terms of: We shouldn't have gone there in the first place. That particular sentiment was quickly replaced by: Well, now that we're there, we can't very well just leave [read: ensuing blood bath]. Instead, we're now waiting to hear how much more deeply Obammer* wants to immerse us into Afghanistan.
Oh, wait. It doesn't matter what Obammer* actually wants - what's more important is what he says he wants and what he actually does. For if our President woke up in a cold sweat deciding we just had to cease our Afghanic overkill, his days would be numbered. The generals would quickly see to that. [And, yes, that means I believe our military is no longer under civilian control.]
The way the generals and others "in the know" see our Middle East end game: History will prove George W. Bush was right. Dubya stood alone, ridiculed and mocked. But it will be seen in retrospect: the surge was the right thing to do - all surges are the right thing to do. And in their dreams, they see Obammer* dedicating a statue to Bush - perhaps even ordering that his likeness be blasted into existence next to the other four Mount Rushmore presidents.
And in their minds, they imagine Obammer* waxing eloquently about Bush as the greatest American president - bar none.
But...such imaginings are no more than simply counting one's chickens before they hatch. Which can be easily paired with another admonition: Print only as much paper money as can be backed up by reality, not by paranoid delusions of grandeur.
Steven Searle (was) a candidate for U.S. President in 2008:
"My kind of state dinner would have been far more fulfilling than Obammer's* will turn out to be" - Steve.
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* The following essay explains why I refer to him as "Blacque Obammer": http://bpa-cinc.gaia.com/blog/2008/12/why_blacque_obammer
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