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Afghanistan's 17% mandate

Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  The 17% Mandate During Afghanistan's Aug. 20 election, one-third of the registered voters turned out and, of those, roughly half cast their ballots for Hamid Karzai, the incumbent and recently declared winner. Let's do... More »

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Obammer's* Nobel Peace Prize

Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Our President isn't sure he'd done enough to earn the Nobel Peace Prize. Well I, for one, am very sure: He hasn't done enough. And for that reason, he should have rejected this honor.... More »

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The Astrology of Blacque Obammer*

Posted on Aug 17th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Thesis: Historians will look back, trying to answer this question: Was there a critical event, a single defining moment, when the power of American Empire started its gradual (at first) though increasingly accelerated pace... More »

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President Obammer* vs. the Birthers

Posted on Aug 2nd, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Who are the Birthers? You might remember the Birthers. They made a lot of noise before the election claiming that Blacque Obammer* was not really a US citizen. Or at least not what the... More »

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Obammer's* first 90 days vs. mine

Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Today is April 20, which is Blacque Obammer's* 90 th day in office. Here's how my first 90 days would have compared to his: Unlike our current president, I would have been obligated to... More »

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Twisting slowly, slowly in the wind

Posted on Feb 25th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Today's featured cartoon shows a chimp which Al Sharpton thinks people will mistake for Blacque Obammer*: http://www.nypost.com/delonas/2009/02/02182009.jpg This cartoon shows two police officers standing over the body of a chimp which one had just... More »

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The Smiling Nazi: Leon Panetta

Posted on Feb 7th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Question: Why did Blacque Obammer* nominate Leon Panetta to head the CIA? Answer: Leon Panetta has a great smile and seems to be the kind of guy who would give We-the-Sheeple warm fuzzies. Believe... More »

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Obammer's policy: It's okay to torture

Posted on Jan 31st, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Conclusion: Blacque Obammer* has no problem (in so many, many words) with continuing the practice of torturing suspected terrorists for at least six more months while we study this issue. How Barack-ratic of him!... More »

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Our innocuous presidential oath

Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  QUESTION: Did you ever wonder why the president-elect must utter a very specific sentence (literally, an "incantation"), before he is allowed to exercise presidential powers? ANSWER: The sole intention is to keep the Chief... More »

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Israel lies about today's attack on U.N.

Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 by Cinc : Mr. President Cinc

  Thesis: Make no mistake about this: Israeli forces shelled UN headquarters in Gaza today - intentionally . And not just in response to having been fired on by militants hiding there among refugees; this... More »

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